January 2012
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski
December 2011
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situationally:
I was born with an extra rib. That’s how I know I was meant to rip out something curved and tuck it into the planet. Quilted continents are tugged up around sleeping oceans, water giving up its last glint of light like it swore not to like a coin toss with a nickel. Heads, we rebuild at sunrise. Tails, we live in the ruins.
— Murphy Stevens, from “The Ancient...
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Why You Shouldn't Donate to the Salvation Army... →
greaterthanlapsed:
Since 1986 the Salvation Army has engaged in five major assaults on the LGBT community’s civil rights and attempted to carve out exemptions that would allow them to deny gays and lesbians needed services as well as employment.
When New Zealand considered passage of the Homosexual Law Reform Act in 1986, the Salvation Army collected signatures in an attempt to get the...
All my VICE columns in one place! Please repost?... →
robdelaney:
These columns will dramatically change your life.
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November 2011
8 posts
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“Nothing that you have never given away will ever truly be yours.”
– CS Lewis
NO!
situationally:
sometimes adam levine
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“You Wont Know” - Brand New
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“In the 60’s and 70’s there were a lot of people who though we were...”
– Iggy Pop.
02. Something You Feel Strongly About
Seeing as much as possible.
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October 2011
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“First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then, you...”
– Mahatma Gandhi
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It's like learning a new language sometimes.
Good read bumm no can’t touch this we can get lunch before I leave, Ya*
*Actual text message I received from JR.
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The 26 Stages of Death →
The Moment of Death:
1) The heart stops 2) The skin gets tight and grey in colour 3) All the muscles relax 4) The bladder and bowels empty 5) The body’s temperature will typically drop 1.5 degrees F. per hour unless outside environment is a factor. The liver is the organ that stays warmest the longest, and this temperature is used to establish time of death if the body is found within that time...
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Please reblog this if you know or are related to...
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Just realized, suddenly, none of these songs are...
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absurdical: An Open Letter to "Nice Guys" of the... →
uprightcitizens:
Hi. How ya doing. My name is Liz, and I am here with a message from the Foundation of Ladies Who Are Sick of Being Told Who and What To Do* (FLWASBTWWTD for short). This goes out to all of you self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” who write and say things like this, or this, or…
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September 2011
18 posts
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Things I Say To JR When I'm Slightly Drunk
“Sometimes I just want to punch you in the face. With my vagina.”
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“The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an...”
– CS Lewis
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Hemingway's Rules of Writing
1. Use short sentences.
Hemingway was famous for a terse minimalist style of writing that dispensed with flowery adjectives and got straight to the point. In short, Hemingway wrote with simple genius.
Perhaps his finest demonstration of short sentence prowess was when he was challenged to tell an entire story in only 6 words:
For sale: baby shoes, never used.
2. Use short first...
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August 2011
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“Bruce Willis sucks. From beginning to end, that smirking fucking cocksucker has...”
– Anthony Bourdain, drunk on pepper vodka in Ukraine, gets something off his chest.
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“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter....”
– Kurt Vonnegut
